A close friend of mine is late on her period and was not stressing out about it too much until I pointed out this thing called pre-cum (link NSFW). I will go into more detail about that whole subject later. This friend, upon hearing about it, started massively worrying all day to the point of making herself sick. At this point I had been reassuring her for a few hours about the matter of her needing to chill out and everything is okay.
The following is a transcript of our text messages:
Friend: I feel nauseated/vomit-ty
Me: Why?
Friend: I don’t know
Me: Google ‘morning sickness.’ OMG JOKING!!!!
Friend: THAT IS NOT FUNNY ANNE!!!!!!
