First off you might as well consider all links in this post NSFW. Heck, it might melt your machine since as the post title tells you: a sex god is going to be talked about.

Remember this stud muffin I posted his video and the parody awhile back?

Yes. That is Gunther (NSFW). I have the soundtrack I proudly admit. I have a morbid fascination with this man for some reason. I think since he’s so ridiculous and seemingly full of himself that I find myself under his hypnotic spell of sex.

Plus, the mullet helps.

Not everyone sees eye-to-eye with me on this matter, unfortunately. Plus, I think the invention of google was bad purely for moments in which I am bored and doing random internet searches.

Me: [link to demotivational poster of gunther]

B: NO JUST NO

Me: OH YES

Me: GUNTHER IS SEDUCING YOU WIF HIS EYES

B:: Ummmmm

B: no

B: sorry

Me: Points at profile pic [note: which I had set to Gunther's picture]

B: I hope he does not do it for you.

Me: His mullet amazes me

B: haha

B: magic powers be in dem locks

Me: [picture of Gunther]

Me: Yes. 

Me: Obviously else he wouldn’t get such puss

B: does that say lol?

Me: Probably love

Me: Gunther is pure love

B: well I will assume it says lol

B: like what people do when he expects them to take him serious

Me: He smolders them with his sexy gaze

Me: and invites them to touch his tra la la

B: ohh his ding ding dong?

Me: While he’s looking for some fun

Me: and looking for some — bleep –

B: stop it damn it lol