1. If you make a mistake either run and hide or stick it out and just look cute so the punishment will be less severe.
2. The louder you complain, the faster what you want will come to you.
3. Older does not necessarily mean that they hold any sort of superiority over you.
4. Pretty much any surface can be laid on. Sometimes you just have to knock shit off of it to make it work.
5. Anything is edible if you put your mind to it.
6. 5AM really is the best time of productivity… especially for exercise through the apartment.
7. Enemies lurk everywhere. It’s best to attack everything, just to be safe.
8. It’s always good to have someone to look up to.
9. Ask for help when you need it. The world is a big place with lots of tall objects to scale.
10. You’re never too old for toys.
11. Never underestimate defensive positioning. Sometimes laying down flat under low-lying objects really can save you.
12. Evasive dodging can save you from a sticky situation.
13. When you jump into a bath tub full of water don’t act like you’ve made a mistake: work it.
14. If you’re not feeling the affection, don’t force yourself.
15. When you’re happy: show it.

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