Mack: I got a surprise for you.
Me: …
Mack: It’s a good one, jerk. Here.
Me: … what is it? [Mack hands me shot glass]
Mack: Try it.
Me: [sniffs it suspiciously then gives him a look] It’s alcohol.
Mack: Trust me and try it!
Me: … it’s eggnog!
Mack: Yeah, damn good eggnog at that.
Me: [takes another sip and encounters a lump of some sorts. Swallows then faces puckers]
Mack: Oh yeah, about that. When it says ‘Serve chilled’ I thought it meant put it in the freezer. It led to an interesting situation when I took it out 15 minutes ago.