I am wondering… have you ever been so frustrated with something you’ve wanted to drive a pen through your forehead? Imagine, if you will, the classic vampire scenario (classic… don’t think sparkle and dazzle style since those are not real vampires; they are vampussies) where you had to drive back the seductive predator. You have a steak in one hand, a hammer in another. You see the blinding white of their chest and take aim to drive back the forces of evil.

Sometimes I feel like that. Except replace fear with frustration. And ‘steak to the chest’ with ‘pen to the forehead’.

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