Random conversation between Mack and I as we drove to the airport. I’m sure this will offend someone, but have a sense of humor at the stereotypes.
- Frizzy hair due to a lifetime spent dying, curling, and otherwise damaging their hair.
- Messy, smeared make-up reminiscent of their glory days.
- Desperate need to be accepted and loved.
- Wish to be back in their glory youth and often act as though they were still in their twenties.
- Spandex.
- Surrounded by some sort of groupies (cats or management staff) who are there as their “yes men”.
- Loud and obnoxious so that they are the center of attention.
- Wild, starved look in their eyes.
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rofl, I like how your conversation drifted into the realm of creative speculation and appreciate variety and nature of the comparison. Here’s some more: usually hiding either a current severe drinking problem or one from the past. Plus they tend to be unnecessarily demanding frugal and impatient with waiters