Me: We need to hit the grocery store.
Mack: Why?
Me: Well, unless you want me wiping my ass on the carpet.
Mack: Oh. I didn’t realize the situation was that desperate.
Me: Yes. We are out of toilet paper, as I said earlier.
Mack: I assumed the toilet paper was the reason in question… unless there is some other reason for you to play scooter across the carpet which is something I’d probably want to know ahead of time.
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Me: Well, unless you want me wiping my ass on the carpet.
Mack: Oh. I didn’t realize the situation was that desperate.
Genuine LOL
Personally every time I read the “scooter” part I start laughing for 5 minutes straight. We’re so inappropriate it’s funny.
When I read the scooter part it reminded me of a pet who had this problem with her anal glands… did not deliver any lulz especially when we had company or when the Merry Maids came for a visit (those cunts!)
Blue had problems with his a few months back and was scootering across the floor. Explains away so many of our stains lolz.
A good girlfriend is always there to warn her boyfriend before playing scooter across the living room.
Your comment made me laugh so hard that the boyfriend looked at me funny. I showed him the comment and he agreed before smiling himself.