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The Hills are Alive with the Sound of Breaking Faces

Annbee — Fri, 07 Jan 2011 06:24:52 +0000

Text exchange between my brother and myself while I was watching The Sound of Music. I’m glad that being weird is apparently genetic.

Me: Shits about to get real in Austria.
Mark: The hills are fucking alive with the realness.
Me: Don’t fuck with Maria since she and her favorite things will fuck your shit up.
Mark: Rain drops on roses and whiskers on kittens and fucking up Nazi’s and singing on hills.

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Flattery Will Get You No-Where

Annbee — Thu, 07 Oct 2010 06:36:35 +0000

Me: I hope I wasn’t snoring!
Mack: Only a little.
Me: Really!? I’m so sorry!
Mack: I’m joking. You weren’t.
Me: Oh good. If I was you’d have been like ‘Dear God! What is that sound? It sounds like an angel!’
Mack: Yeah, if angels snored and drooled on their pillows.

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Competitive Nature

Annbee — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 05:58:08 +0000

Old chat transcript snippet I found:

Me: Pretty much kicked everyone’s bejeweled score (on my facebook friends list) by 30k. lol
Mack: Noice
Mack: Well done
Me: I feel it ranks up there with world peace
Me: Or at least rubbing my victory in their FACES

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An Attraction to Crazy

Annbee — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 22:49:40 +0000

My brother Noah went out on a few dates with this one girl in the past week. Being the loving sister that I am I naturally demanded to see a picture of the girl vying for my brothers love and devotion. As those of you in close-knit families know: if you don’t have the siblings approval then you’re not going to last long in the relationship.

A thing to note is that a few of my brothers tend to be attracted to mildly crazy chicks. I say this as their loving sister who openly teases them about this all the time. Some guys like brunettes, others like them with longs legs. My brothers? They like ‘em crazy!

After he showed me the picture the following conversation occurred.

Me: She doesn’t seem crazy enough. Throw her back.
Noah: We’ll see. She is a redhead…
Me: Ah, so she most likely is crazy.
Mom [who is a redhead]: Excuse me!

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You’re Doing it Wrong

Annbee — Thu, 27 May 2010 06:59:31 +0000

Me: Here, hand me the pants. You fold them wrong.
Mack: I do not! You fold them department store style! I fold them right!
Me: One, hello? I worked retail in college thus you are doing it wrong.
Mack: So what? You fold them wrong and I am right!
Me: You know what? This is one of my OCD issues. You should understand these little ticks well enough.
Mack: Ugh, fine. You know I finally learned your way of folding underwear ‘right’.
Me: I have noticed! Shows that you are trainable after all!
Mack: Never mind. Put aside stuff that you think I can actually fold.
Me: There’s a pile of socks over there with your name all over them.
Mack: Thanks.

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A False Alarm

Annbee — Wed, 12 May 2010 21:26:22 +0000

This afternoon while Mack was making lunch the chicken was forgotten on the stove for just a minute too long and set off the fire alarm. The chicken itself didn’t catch on fire but it did cause enough smoke to make the alarm go off. Unfortunately we were unable to get the darn thing to shut off so Mack went to greet the fire department while I, naturally, hid like the coward I am (wanting no credit for this false alarm).

Afterwards when the alarm was off and we were back inside Mack went about making lunch again (round 2, fight!) while I sat on the floor working.

Mack: You know, setting off the fire alarm is a great way to see what all your neighbors look like.
Me: Oh, so everyone evacuated?
Mack: Yeah, except this one woman who stood on her patio smoking a cigarette. She was all like [raspy voice] ‘Eh, fire’s gunna kill me one way or another.’

I won’t tell you how long I was laughing at the voice in which he said it but I can admit it was longer then was really appropriate.

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But, what about the Alcoholic Bums?

Annbee — Tue, 27 Apr 2010 00:55:23 +0000

This might offend someone but know I have the utmost respect and love for the homeless and it’s called a joke.

Mack: We should see if we can track down some vodka tonight.
Me: Heh.
Mack: Why the snicker?
Me: Nothing… you alcoholic.
Mack: What?
Me: Nothing! I was joking.
Mack: You bum!
Me: Why do you call me a bum? (pauses) Oh wait cause I have no job! (cracks up).
Mack: You said it, not me.

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A Few Conversations

Annbee — Fri, 16 Apr 2010 02:22:49 +0000

Mack: What are you doing?
Me: Folding the laundry.
Mack: Do you want help or just want to do it right yourself?

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Me: I love you.
Mack: And I love you.
Me: You make me happy.
Mack: You make me happy, too.
Me: Well, excellent! It’s like a field of happiness!
Mack: I’m sure that is what the Beatles meant with ‘Strawberry Field Forever‘.

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Me: We need to go do preparation work for the garden. Also we need to get fence supplies so the deer won’t eat the garden.
Mack: True, we wouldn’t want deer eating our food and drooling on what was left. [cracking up] I’m imagining what a drooling deer would look like. Ha!

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Bandaid to my Heart

Annbee — Mon, 12 Apr 2010 02:12:26 +0000

As Mack sees me going for a bunch of bandaids for my fingers:

Mack: It’s okay, I can afford bandaids for you.
Me: Shut up. I’ve been stressing and nervous so I’ve been picking at my fingers more.
Mack: You know, we should install some sort of shock collar that zaps you each time you even think about destroying your fingers.

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The Truth of Unlisted Numbers

Annbee — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 02:00:44 +0000

Michelle: … dude, what’s with all the phone calls we’ve been getting lately where the caller ID says only a phone number and a state name? Like we just got a call that was apparently from the state of Nevada…
Me: The adult industry wants you
Michelle: (laughing) I’m sure that’s it.
Me: You know it is.

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