This might offend someone but know I have the utmost respect and love for the homeless and it’s called a joke.
Mack: We should see if we can track down some vodka tonight.
Me: Heh.
Mack: Why the snicker?
Me: Nothing… you alcoholic.
Mack: What?
Me: Nothing! I was joking.
Mack: You bum!
Me: Why do you call me a bum? (pauses) Oh wait cause I have no job! (cracks up).
Mack: You said it, not me.
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Mack: What are you doing?
Me: Folding the laundry.
Mack: Do you want help or just want to do it right yourself?
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Me: I love you.
Mack: And I love you.
Me: You make me happy.
Mack: You make me happy, too.
Me: Well, excellent! It’s like a field of happiness!
Mack: I’m sure that is what the Beatles meant with ‘Strawberry Field Forever‘.
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Me: We need to go do preparation work for the garden. Also we need to get fence supplies so the deer won’t eat the garden.
Mack: True, we wouldn’t want deer eating our food and drooling on what was left. [cracking up] I’m imagining what a drooling deer would look like. Ha!
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As Mack sees me going for a bunch of bandaids for my fingers:
Mack: It’s okay, I can afford bandaids for you.
Me: Shut up. I’ve been stressing and nervous so I’ve been picking at my fingers more.
Mack: You know, we should install some sort of shock collar that zaps you each time you even think about destroying your fingers.
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