Noah didn’t get why after he said “that’s rough” I added “is how your mother likes it, Trebek.”

Poor innocent Noah.

(I’m too lazy to find a non-techno overlayed music version and thought this represented it so beautifully).

• Man walking what appeared to be a wolf on a leash. Seriously. It looked just like this.
• People out on the pier getting their wedding photos taken… with a view of the ship yard behind them.
• (Serious business) Old man walking his old cat on a hot pink leash. Cat seductively stretched out for me. (was awesome!)
• Another serious business old man walking his small dog which was in a zebra print coat.
• Parents in lawn chairs in a shitty patch of beach of the Sound as their kids splashed around (assumedly wishing it was a real beach).
• Old woman with a mullet with what would normally be regular pants but instead rendered high-waters by the height in which they were pulled up. This was topped off by a neon-green shirt.
• Cougar taking her at least fifteen-year younger boy toy for a walk.
• Four twenty-something girls wearing bright neon long-haired wigs.
• Parents concerned with taking off their shoes as they got into the mini-van as they left their toddler in their stroller on the other side of the car. Alone.
• Kids on bikes behind brother and self making police-like sounds in turn making me feel not pursued by cops but rather by a wide load siren following close behind. Said child also was muttering about rocket boosters as he darted on his bike in front of a van in the road.
• Father screaming at his child for holding rocks as they waited to cross the street with us. Not awkward at all.

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First off you might as well consider all links in this post NSFW. Heck, it might melt your machine since as the post title tells you: a sex god is going to be talked about.

Remember this stud muffin I posted his video and the parody awhile back?

Yes. That is Gunther (NSFW). I have the soundtrack I proudly admit. I have a morbid fascination with this man for some reason. I think since he’s so ridiculous and seemingly full of himself that I find myself under his hypnotic spell of sex.

Plus, the mullet helps.

Not everyone sees eye-to-eye with me on this matter, unfortunately. Plus, I think the invention of google was bad purely for moments in which I am bored and doing random internet searches.

Me: [link to demotivational poster of gunther]

B: NO JUST NO

Me: OH YES

Me: GUNTHER IS SEDUCING YOU WIF HIS EYES

B:: Ummmmm

B: no

B: sorry

Me: Points at profile pic [note: which I had set to Gunther's picture]

B: I hope he does not do it for you.

Me: His mullet amazes me

B: haha

B: magic powers be in dem locks

Me: [picture of Gunther]

Me: Yes. 

Me: Obviously else he wouldn’t get such puss

B: does that say lol?

Me: Probably love

Me: Gunther is pure love

B: well I will assume it says lol

B: like what people do when he expects them to take him serious

Me: He smolders them with his sexy gaze

Me: and invites them to touch his tra la la

B: ohh his ding ding dong?

Me: While he’s looking for some fun

Me: and looking for some — bleep –

B: stop it damn it lol

As I was reading through some blogs I frequent the other day I came across this piece of brilliance I just had to share:

Sarah Haskins (very good article that gives more background on her) is very, very entertaining with her Target Women series. You definitely need to watch them all. Mack and I eagerly await each week to see what she’ll talk about with “women” and proceed to laugh until it hurts.