Man walking what appeared to be a wolf on a leash. Seriously. It looked just like this.
People out on the pier getting their wedding photos taken… with a view of the ship yard behind them.
(Serious business) Old man walking his old cat on a hot pink leash. Cat seductively stretched out for me. (was awesome!)
Another serious business old man walking his small dog which was in a zebra print coat.
Parents in lawn chairs in a shitty patch of beach of the Sound as their kids splashed around (assumedly wishing it was a real beach).
Old woman with a mullet with what would normally be regular pants but instead rendered high-waters by the height in which they were pulled up. This was topped off by a neon-green shirt.
Cougar taking her at least fifteen-year younger boy toy for a walk.
Four twenty-something girls wearing bright neon long-haired wigs.
Parents concerned with taking off their shoes as they got into the mini-van as they left their toddler in their stroller on the other side of the car. Alone.
Kids on bikes behind brother and self making police-like sounds in turn making me feel not pursued by cops but rather by a wide load siren following close behind. Said child also was muttering about rocket boosters as he darted on his bike in front of a van in the road.
Father screaming at his child for holding rocks as they waited to cross the street with us. Not awkward at all.
First off you might as well consider all links in this post NSFW. Heck, it might melt your machine since as the post title tells you: a sex god is going to be talked about.
Remember this stud muffin I posted his video and the parody awhile back?
Yes. That is Gunther (NSFW). I have the soundtrack I proudly admit. I have a morbid fascination with this man for some reason. I think since he’s so ridiculous and seemingly full of himself that I find myself under his hypnotic spell of sex.
Plus, the mullet helps.
Not everyone sees eye-to-eye with me on this matter, unfortunately. Plus, I think the invention of google was bad purely for moments in which I am bored and doing random internet searches.
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![[picture of Gunther]](http://wwwc.aftonbladet.se/noje/0407/30/PULS-30s27-gunther-416_368.jpg){kind=link}