I swear to you I have seen these all while living in this apartment complex:
- Driving through the complex with trash on roof of their car.
- Riding bike while holding trash in one hand.
- Pushing it on a skateboard.
- Driving with it on the trunk (not in trunk, on).
- Driving with it on the hood of their car.
- Pushing it on top of babies stroller.
- Holding leash controlling kid in one hand, dragging trash with other.
- Open truck containing trash bouncing along.
- Man smoking cigarette and talking on cellphone while girlfriend carries garbage.
- Dog carrying trash bag in mouth.
- RARELY backseat of car or within closed trunk.
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- I have a hard time doing basic math sometimes.
- I don’t do precise measurements. I eyeball everything instead.
- The thought of going into space gives me nightmares.
- I’d insist their shuttles and satellites “look pretty” instead of be functional.
- I’ve never worked with Linux before. Plus, command line stuff scares me.
- I can code, to a degree, but I’m not a technical person.
- In high school it was a struggle to maintain a B in my science classes. Don’t ask me about my high school Geometry grade…
- I’m too much of a smart ass. (“Shit, the rocket blew up.” “WHAT?” “PSYCHE!”).
- I’d never make it past the physical endurance training and tests. I’m too much of a sloth.
- I like stuff blowing up too much.
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Random conversation between Mack and I as we drove to the airport. I’m sure this will offend someone, but have a sense of humor at the stereotypes.
- Frizzy hair due to a lifetime spent dying, curling, and otherwise damaging their hair.
- Messy, smeared make-up reminiscent of their glory days.
- Desperate need to be accepted and loved.
- Wish to be back in their glory youth and often act as though they were still in their twenties.
- Spandex.
- Surrounded by some sort of groupies (cats or management staff) who are there as their “yes men”.
- Loud and obnoxious so that they are the center of attention.
- Wild, starved look in their eyes.
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