Dear Madonna:
Sincerely,
AnneÂ
Is it bad I don’t trust my new desk from IKEA since I put the legs together? I kind of have this overwhelming fear that it’s going to break while I’m using it.
Same with the bed. I put together a few pieces of the bed frame and keep waiting for it to break and Mack and I to go shooting to the ground.
Faith in my own skills? I don’t have them.
These online dating sites commercials really make me hate online dating. Makes me think people who do it are tools which makes me in turn feel like a tool since that is how I met Mack.
STOP PUTTING TOOLS IN YOURÂ COMMERCIALS!
Or at least cut the bullshit of “I met my soulmate” or “I didn’t know what true happiness was until I met them”.Â